Ok I know I have to be neat and stuff all the time.. but when I do that with my food it really drives my friends and family insane.. Lol.. I think it looks cool..
When you’re arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn’t doing the same thing.. August 20, 2007
Brother in law (Hubby) sends my sister (his wifey) a message: Hey do you want to go ice skating tonight honey?
Wifey to Hubby: No thanx. Not tonight honey.
Wifey calls Hubby:
Wifey: Why do you want to go ice skating?
Hubby: Huh? I don’t. Why would I?
Wifey: You just sent me a message saying you wanna go tonight.
Hubby: No I didn’t. I just got a message from you saying Not Tonight.
Wifey: Huh? I didn’t send anything!
Wifey calls me:
Wifey: Did you tell Hubby you wanna go skating today?
Me: Uh.. No.
*shuts phone*
Message from Wifey to Me: Do you want me to kick your ass in karate today?
Me to Wifey: Lol shino karate. (she knows our training hall is under construction)
Wifey to Me: Huh wat r u talking abt?
Me to Wifey: Intay what are you talking about. You’re mental.
Wifey calls me:
Wifey: I got a message from Hubby saying he wants to go skating but he says he never sent anything. Then he got a message from me saying No Thanks.
Me: Well I got a message from you saying you’re gonna kick my ass *dies of laughter* at karate.
Wifey: Huh? I didn’t send anything! (again)
Me: What’s going on this isn’t funny -_- Come over show me the messages.
So yeah.. SOMEONE finally gave in and admitted he was messing with us.. You know who you are you stupid boob.. Not funny.. I freaked out lol.. Random messages.. How the hell did you do it you freako..
Freako sends message to Wifey from Hubby without Hubby knowing: Hey do you want to go ice skating tonight honey?
Freako send message to Hubby from Wifey: No thanx. Not tonight honey.
Wifey calls Hubby:
Wifey after receiving message: Why do you want to go ice skating?
Hubby: Huh? I don’t. Why would I?
Wifey: You just sent me a message saying you wanna go tonight.
Hubby after receiving message: No I didn’t. I just got a message from you saying Not Tonight.
Wifey: Huh? I didn’t send anything!
Wifey calls me:
Wifey: Did you tell Hubby you wanna go skating today?
Me: Uh.. No.
*shuts phone*
Freako sends message from Wifey to Me: Do you want me to kick your ass in karate today?
Me to Wifey: Lol shino karate. (she knows our training hall is under construction)
Wifey to Me: Huh wat r u talking abt? (duh.. She just got a random message saying Shino Karate)
Me to Wifey: Intay what are you talking about. You’re mental.
Wifey calls me:
Wifey: I got a message from Hubby saying he wants to go skating but he says he never sent anything. Then he got a message from me saying No Thanks.
Me: Well I got a message from you saying you’re gonna kick my ass *dies of laughter* at karate.
Wifey: Huh? I didn’t send anything! (again)
Me: What’s going on this isn’t funny -_- Come over show me the messages.
My Ghost Caught On Tape *Sigh*.. August 19, 2007
My Ghost Caught On Tape *Sigh*
Read My Last Post To Get It lol
I refuse to star in your Psychodrama.. August 18, 2007
O man remember how I was talking about ghosts? Well last night at around 1am I was sitting on my bed with my laptop.. I turned off all the lights so the only light was coming from my lappie.. So anything behind it I couldn’t see.. Anyways.. I was chatting and camming and everything.. When I started to feel my feet moving.. And I wasn’t doing it.. Anyways I ignored it.. Then I started hearing noises.. Little ticking and creaking.. I ignored it.. Then.. My bed SHOOK from side to side like mad for about 10 seconds.. And THAT I COULDN’T IGNORE! So I froze in my bed when it stopped.. Completely stunned.. And after a regained my ability to move I lifted my laptop and shone the light all around the room.. My body was frozen cold I’m serious.. I quickly looked up audio for 9orat al Ba8arah.. And I didn’t even type what happened onto my chat screens cuz I didn’t want the ghost to know I knew he was there and that I was afraid.. In case he was reading what I was typing.. I got a phone call from my friend about 3 mins later and I didn’t mention it either just in case.. Then I got up and turned on one light.. There were still little sounds.. And remembering how my Dad told me to always confront a ghost when I know its there.. every time I would hear a sound I would look in that direction and very firmly say “Don’t.” or “Stop it Now.”.. I did that a few times before going into the 9alah where I found my Dad.. I told him about it and he came to my room and looked around and told me that lazem at3awed 3ala Iblees.. Anyways I spent the night in my parents room with my Dad, my Mom and little sister were in another room..
Today morning everything was fine and I got in my room it was perfect. Me and my Mom went out and on the way home.. We get a text message from my older sister (Who lives in her own apartment with her husband in 9aba7 ilsalem) saying “OMG Guys did you feel that earthquake at around 1:30am last night?!”Punked by nature..
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.. August 18, 2007
I just came across this list I wrote in high school.. A bunch of stuff that made me laugh.. Well I’ll be posting bits and pieces from it every now and then. Today is about my friends: My friend Faten used to always complain that her toes looked like squashed tomatoes..
At Faten’s birthday party, another friend of ours (I’ll keep the name private lol) FARTED soooo loudly when we were all sitting in a circle on the floor.. It took about 2 hours for the laughing to die down..
At the same party we all started crying while thinking of our futures and now when I remember it its totally hilarious..
My and my friends in high school were once seeing how many skittles we can shove in our mouths and we were so distracted while walking and laughing that one of my friends slipped like SERIOUS SLIPPED and we looked down to see what it was and it was the leftovers of a sandwich and we all had to spit the skittles out from laughing..
My friends Sara T and Yaz were chasing each other in Year 9 or 10 and Yaz tripped and smashed head first into one of the benches in the school playground and it was one of the funniest superman moves I’ve ever seen..
My chem teacher in high school Mr Dryhurst was explaining how the certain fumes of the experiment would interfere with fertility if inhaled too much and my friend Snafi went and wrapped his entire face in tissue paper..
Same chem teacher was screaming at my friend Walid and the expression on Walids face was so funny as he was holding in his laughter that the entire class burst out laughing..
Me and my friends Yaz and Sara T and Aisha were telling jokes when Aisha spat water accidentally on us from laughing.. So we made Sara T tell a lame joke so me and Yaz could spit water back at Aisha and it was a priceless moment..
We were on a school trip and we were talking about hummers when my friend 7addad said “Terki the car has his brother” – trying to say “Terki’s brother has that car”.. we looked at him for a moment before laughing in his face lol..
Me and my friend Dima were trying to break this HUGE lolipop.. Seriously about the size of my palm.. And we couldn’t so we whacked it on my desk and it exploded all over my room and we were literally ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING..
Me and Dima were on my huge trampoline in the garden in the middle of the night lying down watching the sky when we heard freaky noises in the bushes.. We looked at each other then ran screaming and laughing hysterically.. When we got inside and on the stairs I swear we heard the noises again and ran and laughed like man till we got to my room..
In high school my Koran teacher was saying how the Prophet talked to the old Prophets when he visited heaven and my friend Ethar said “But weren’t they a bit.. Dead?”.. Bless her air headed soul lol..
Me and Ethar were in a Math Booster for our finals when we were comparing answers and I told her she was wrong and she said “Whatcha gonna do?” then we both burst into song together randomly with “Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?!”.. and burst out laughing..
Last but not least.. Me and my friend 7aneen could never work together as lab partners cuz we would keep laughing for no apparent reason.. We drove Mr Dryhurst INSANE!
So yeah more from my funny list later!
I’ll try to be nicer, if you try to be smarter.. August 17, 2007
Just got off the phone with a friend of mine.. and was telling her about how me and my sister fight like cat and dog (they call us Tom and Jerry here at home – I’m Jerry of course, since I’m always the one who starts it). Me and my sister are worst best friends, if that’s what you wanna call it. Here are a few examples:
When I was a kid around 7 maybe me and my sister were at the barada drinking water and i put some water in my hand and threw it at her laughing.. and she filled up her glass and casually tipped the entire cup of ice cold waer on top of my head, leaving me to run crying to my mom.
My sister has a habit of LICKING MY FACE or PICKING MY NOSE when I’m on webcam with my friends. Then my friends are like “Is it just me or did someone just lick your face?”. Gross I know lol..
Me and my sister were running around fighting and laughing and we ran into the laundry room and started throwing stuff at each other. She managed to wrestle me to the ground, then SHOVED A SOCK in my MOUTH. I got up laughing, then realised (NOT FUNNY) that the sock was practically surgically attached to my braces! I had to fight it off lol.. while laughing hysterically..
My sister was about to lean onto the desk so I quickly whipped an ink pad under her elbow just for laughs and after she got ink all over her elbow, she grabbed my face and RUBBED THE INK PAD ALL OVER MY NOSE.
I was quietly reading in my room once, minding my own business, when she comes running in sucking a lolipop, shoves it into my hair and twirls it around, then runs out switching off the lights and slamming the door leaving me totally and utterly bewildered (for once I was innocent).
I can’t think of much else really. Oh yeah.. she once grabbed my nose and pinched it so hard that I had a line right down my nose for about a week -_-
Although we fight like mad, we have a ton of fun together.. and our Mom gets sooo mad sometimes cuz we stay up until morning and not once second passes without us laughing.. Like one time we were spray painting my sisters furniture in her room lol not even outside, just me and her, and we got soooo high off the spray paint that the ending scene was her standing on the bed flinging my jacket around like a windmill and with me opening and closing the window trying to get air and we couldn’t stop laughing.. sometimes our family freaks out from how crazy we get together lol..
Oh and once in the elevator in Fanar we couldn’t stop laughing and it was soooo silent and people kept looking at us but we could’nt stop.. now we can never be in a silent elevator together without bursting out laughing..
So yeah just wanted to share some good funny times.. I miss her she’s studying in Ireland right now.. but everytime she comes to visit we go back to Tom and Jerry lol..
Peace People!
Ghosts? August 16, 2007
Today while me, mom, dad, bratty sis, older sis and her husband were having lunch, our convo steered onto.. Ghosts.. hm.. well I believe in them for sure.. here’s why:
When I was a kid I used to see cats. Yes. Cats. Laugh all u want but seriously it started when I was around 6 or 7 until I was about 12. At night when I would go to sleep I would wake up in the middle of the night and see cats EVERYWHERE. At least 50 of them crawling all over the room. The desk, the cupboard, the floor, I could even feel them as they walked over my covers. I only ever freaked out once and started crying, but they never really bothered me and I would just go to my parents room and sleep there. Weird lol. I’m not psycho.
One time when we used to live in our old house in 9aba7 isalem, we had music playing and suddenly we saw the volume dial go up, waaaay up till it was blasting out really loud. We turned it off and looked around for the remote, sure that someone stepped on it or sat on it, we found it under a pillow, and it had no batteries in it. Surprise surprise. We called our 9aba7 isalem ghost Jim, and anything weird that would happen we would say “Jim, Stop It!”.. lol..My dad claims that ghosts used to always wake up my Grandma (Allah yer7mha) for 9alat ilfayer.
I was sleeping in my sisters room once when I was a kid (also in 9aba7 isalem – you might finally conclude that yes that house was haunted lol) and I was on one bed with my sis and my other sis was on another bed beside us. Under her bed was an old VCR gathering dust and wasn’t plugged in. I couldn’t sleep at night and was just staring at it and.. The little lights on it suddenly started flashing like mad. It didn’t really freak me out but I didn’t like it.
After my Grandma died I took her room in 9aba7 isalem (I was seven) . I was sleeping one night when I woke with a jerk and opened my eyes to see the covers on top of me slowly rise, like someone underneath them was standing up. It rose so high that the covers lifted off me, I even remember which covers they were, baby blue and fluffy. I screamed so many times until my parents came running into the room and my Dad carried me to their bedroom.
My older sister used to talk to ghosts when she was a kid. Saying goodnight to them and everything.
Same older sister claimed that one night she couldn’t sleep and all she could hear was the sound of metal, like someone moving two knives against one another.
My Dad remembers seeing sooo many ghosts in our old 9aba7 isalem house, and would warn us to ignore any weird sounds we would hear. One time he made me laugh by telling me that if I was faced with a ghost, I should tell him “Ok now what? Are you going to make a face to scare me away?” and he lifted his hands to his head and wiggled his fingers. Lol.. But yeah he told me of one time we saw a man crouched hugging his knees and head on the stairs, and my father confronted him, telling him that if he did anything, he too will be judged by God when the day comes. My Dad taught me not to be afraid of them.
My Dad’s friend couldn’t take the crazy amount of ghosts in his house so he sold it to an old couple. A few months later he went to check on them:
Friend: Ha shlon albeit?
Old Man: Tamam wallah
Friend: Ma 7eset ibshay ‘3areb?
Old Man: Ilyananwa? Sh3aley minhom?!
Loool..
My Bro in law was in the middle of the desert once, and saw an old lady sitting in the middle of nowhere, 3abaya covering her, no camp no food no nothing, just sitting there. When my Dad heard about it he just laughed and said “Lesh ma d3amt’ha bsayara?” Lol.. I would have..
So yeah, this ends today’s post. Sorry if I freaked any of you out. Have an awesome day people!
Honey? Baby? August 15, 2007
Ever since my big sister got married.. she’s literally turned her life upside down.. before she got married.. and she’s gonna kill me for saying this.. she was a total slob.. seriously.. my mom used to always compare my room to hers.. since my room is always picture perfect and totally spotless (DONT call me neat freak I get enough of that from my family and friends).. but now my sister has her own apartment to take care of… and man everytime I go over there I lie on the couch watching TV with the cat (s.. new arrival) while my sis is running here and there cleaning stuff.. And she keeps saying frantically “DO YOU NEED ANYTHING TO DRINK? HUH?! TEA? COFFE? TEA? I HAVE GREEN TEA! TEA! COFFEE? ANYTHING?!”..
Oh it gets worse.. I once picked up her phone when she wasn’t in the room.. and it was “Hubby”..
Me: Hello?
Hubby: HEY BABY!
Me: Ew.. I’m not your baby! *calls sister*
And even worse… When I hang with my sister she keeps calling me HONEY! To the wife I’m honey to the husband I’m baby..
But there’s an upside to today’s post.. I stopped by the Studentalk office today and haha I didn’t know that my first article got published last month hehe in July.. the title is on the front cover.. Extreme Expression.. Page18.. check it out if any of you can get a hold of last month’s issue..
O yeah something funny happened.. I was in Fanar with my sister and you know the dumbo guys who yt7arshon.. well one of them said something sooooo funny I whipped out my mobile to type it in so I don’t forget it.. he comes all in my face and says as he walks past, “Where is the from?”.. then strolls off with his friend looking all proud of himself.. Where is the from? Is that Human? So yeah.. I’m tired.. Nighty Nighty q8..
PS. I bought a sugar cookie scented candle.. Yummy..
My tongue is Stupid.. August 13, 2007
Okay.. I was in marina last night ok.. and I left my mom and sis to hang with my friends.. so starbucks shopping talking blah blah.. then they left at like 10 as it started shutting down so I went to hang with my mom and sis and moms friend with her daughters and their kids and blah blah.. and we were pigging out and laughing and whatever.. then me and my little sis go to get Baskin Robbins.. of course I got my chocolate.. and when I sat back down to eat it.. I was halfway through when I got a fricken ELECTRIC SHOCK IN MY TONGUE.. I’m not joking.. it was fricken painful.. then whenever I would move my tongue the whole right side of my mouth would erupt in sparks and even the right side of my throat would kill me.. the right side underneath my tongue, one of the nerves was popping out like it was trying to escape.. and I was talking funny.. I was laughing but it really hurt I dunno what happened.. it didn’t go away either.. I slept with it hurting me lol.. but I woke up thi morning and it’s gone.. what happened lol?? Any ideas? Maybe I’m just a mutant? That would be cool..
What’s going on with this world? August 13, 2007
Two weeks after my Uncle 3eesa dies, I hear that my Auntie Muneera died.. she was really old and not able to walk too well.. didn’t really know her but I will always remember how cheerful she was whenever I would visit during 3eid.. She was blind and tired.. but her memory was like a 100000G Flash Drive.. Allah Yer7emha…
